Which sofa sports fan in your house is the most annoying? Rank them worst to best.

Spends the whole match telling the telly what the substitutions should be. Has never kicked a ball since 1987.

Appears right as the ball hits the net and asks what the score is. Then stands in front of the screen.

Wearing the lucky shirt, sitting in the lucky seat, refusing to blink. If we lose, it's apparently your fault.

Sat down full of excitement, gone by the 40th minute. Wakes up to ask if anything happened.

Predicts disaster from the first whistle, even when we're three up. Somehow enjoys being right.