
Every family has one. The shouter, the sleeper, the one who wanders in and asks who's winning.
Put the items in your preferred order.

The Armchair Manager
Spends the whole match telling the telly what the substitutions should be. Has never kicked a ball since 1987.

The "Who's Winning?" One
Appears right as the ball hits the net and asks what the score is. Then stands in front of the screen.

The Superstitious One
Wearing the lucky shirt, sitting in the lucky seat, refusing to blink. If we lose, it's apparently your fault.

The Snoozer
Sat down full of excitement, gone by the 40th minute. Wakes up to ask if anything happened.

The Doom Merchant
Predicts disaster from the first whistle, even when we're three up. Somehow enjoys being right.
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Which sport's governing body briefly added a 'golden goal' rule to decide knockout matches in international tournaments before abolishing it in 2004?
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