You're not winning Wimbledon any time soon, but that's not the point. Rank these weekend favourites by how much fun they are when you're absolutely shocking at them.
Put the items in your preferred order.
Five-a-side football
Nobody's tracking back, everyone's pretending their knees are fine, and the lad in goal is in jeans. Glorious chaos every time.
Pub pool
You'll line up a shot for ten minutes then miscue into the white. Still, sinking one fluke long pot makes you feel like Ronnie O'Sullivan.
Crazy golf
Somehow more competitive than the Ryder Cup. Bonus points if there's a pirate theme and a soft serve van nearby.
Garden cricket
Over the fence is six and out, and Auntie Sue is permanently fielding at silly mid-off. Pure British summer magic.
Bowling alley tenpin
Half the fun is the nachos and the dodgy disco lights. You'll bowl a gutterball then somehow get a strike on the next go.
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