Touchline meltdowns are as British as a rain-soaked Tuesday night fixture. Rank the dugout dummy-spits that still make you snort into your pint.
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Kevin Keegan's 'I would love it' rant
The moment a title race broke a man live on Sky Sports. Fergie's mind games claimed their most public victim.
Rafa Benitez's 'Facts' speech
Reading from a piece of paper like a hostage note, Rafa listed Ferguson's sins one by one. Iconic desk-thumping cinema.

Jose Mourinho's touchline sulks
The pouting, the finger to the lips, the fourth-official baiting. A masterclass in petulance dressed as genius.

Alex Ferguson's hairdryer
Beckham's boot to the eyebrow was just the tip. Grown men reportedly wept in that dressing room.

Neil Warnock vs everyone
Colin has feuded with roughly 47% of English football. A national treasure of grumpy, red-faced fury.
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Which horse became the first to win the Grand Slam of Thoroughbred racing in the United States in 1930?
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