Which tech billionaire would you actually want running Britain's digital future?

Musk has already shown an alarming appetite for political meddling, including pointed commentary on UK politics. Whether that's visionary disruption or dangerous chaos depends entirely on your tolerance for 3am tweets as policy announcements.

OpenAI's CEO is quietly one of the most powerful figures in determining how AI reshapes society. Charming, measured, and possibly building the thing that replaces most of us — what's not to love?

Zuckerberg controls more of Britain's daily social life than most MPs ever will. His pivot to 'free speech' and jettisoning of fact-checkers suggests a man who has discovered ideology — which is either reassuring or terrifying.

Bezos built the logistics backbone much of Britain now depends on, and owns a major newspaper to boot. If efficiency is your thing, he's your man — just don't expect workers' rights to make it into the roadmap.

Co-founder of PayPal and early Facebook investor, Thiel is the tech world's most provocative political thinker — and not in a good way for most Brits. He'd probably abolish Ofcom before lunch and call it progress.