Which tech company would you happily see collapse tomorrow with zero regrets?

From Facebook feeds full of your nan's conspiracy theories to Instagram's mental health toll, Meta has plenty of critics who'd cheer its downfall.

Once a lively hub for British wit and breaking news, now a shouty wasteland of blue ticks and algorithmic rage-bait.

Convenient? Yes. But it's hollowed out UK town centres, squeezed workers, and turned Prime Day into a national event.

Blamed for shrinking focus, fuelling teen anxiety, and turning every restaurant into a ring-light-lit content studio.

It knows your symptoms, your salary, and your secrets, and its search results seem to get worse every year.