
We all pretend we're above it, but our screen time tells a different story. Rank these modern tech sins from 'mildly embarrassing' to 'I'd rather die than admit it'.
Put the items in your preferred order.

Doomscrolling until 2am
You know you should sleep, but the algorithm has you hostage on X, TikTok or Reddit. You'll regret it tomorrow on the Tube.
Ghosting a WhatsApp group
You've seen the message, you've judged it, and you've decided someone else can reply. The blue ticks don't lie.

Asking ChatGPT to write a simple email
You've forgotten how to string a sentence together without an AI co-pilot. Even your 'thanks' emails get outsourced now.

Stalking an ex on LinkedIn
Incognito mode betrayed you once, so now you've got a burner account. Very normal, very healthy behaviour.
Pretending to read the cookie policy
You've signed away your digital soul to every website since 2018 and you'd do it again for faster access to ASOS.
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