Every amateur team has its cast of characters, from the tactical genius to the walking liability. Rank the teammates you'd genuinely pick when the group chat pings on a Saturday night.
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The Reliable Workhorse
Turns up in the pouring rain with clean boots and a can-do attitude. Not flashy, but you'd build a team around them any day.
The Ex-Semi-Pro
Genuinely talented but insists on wearing pre-wrap and taking every free kick. Wins you games, ruins your team photos.
The Mate Who Brings the Beers
Couldn't trap a bag of cement, but the post-match cooler is always stocked. Basically the glue of the whole operation.
The Screaming Keeper
Shouts 'AWAY!' at everything including pigeons. Terrifying to play against, weirdly comforting to play with.
The Hungover Winger
Rolls up ten minutes late still wearing last night's aftershave, then bags a hat-trick. Utterly infuriating and completely essential.
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Which horse became the first to win the Grand Slam of Thoroughbred racing in the United States in 1930?
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