Which type of sporting teammate do you actually want in your Sunday league squad?

Turns up in the pouring rain with clean boots and a can-do attitude. Not flashy, but you'd build a team around them any day.

Genuinely talented but insists on wearing pre-wrap and taking every free kick. Wins you games, ruins your team photos.

Couldn't trap a bag of cement, but the post-match cooler is always stocked. Basically the glue of the whole operation.

Shouts 'AWAY!' at everything including pigeons. Terrifying to play against, weirdly comforting to play with.

Rolls up ten minutes late still wearing last night's aftershave, then bags a hat-trick. Utterly infuriating and completely essential.