ποΈ Politicsπ₯ Toplijstπ³ 7 votes
Which UK political voter type do you secretly find the most insufferable?
Every election, the same tribes crawl out of the woodwork armed with opinions, rosettes and a smug certainty they've got it all figured out. Rank them from mildly tolerable to absolutely unbearable β no judgement, just brutal honesty.
Put the items in your preferred order.
A
The Champagne Socialist
Rails against inequality from a Β£1.2m Islington townhouse while sending the kids to a 'good' state school in a suspiciously posh catchment. Their Waitrose loyalty card is doing overtime.
B
The Red Wall Turncoat
Spent decades voting Labour, switched in 2019, and now delivers unsolicited monologues in the pub about Brexit, boats and how 'they don't listen to us anymore'.
C
The Lib Dem True Believer
Delivers leaflets in the rain, obsesses over bar charts showing only their party can win here, and genuinely believes proportional representation will fix the nation's soul.
D
The Reform Uncle at Christmas
Starts every sentence with 'I'm not racist, butβ¦' and ends it by forwarding a Farage clip to the family WhatsApp. Owns at least one Union Jack mug.
E
The Smug Green Voter
Reminds you their vote is 'a matter of conscience' while flying to Bali twice a year. Owns a tote bag for every occasion and judges your recycling.
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