Which video call blunder is most likely to be yours?

You give your best answer, complete with hand gestures, then spot the little red microphone. Everyone's just watching your mouth move.

You prop the tablet on your lap and the whole family gets a tour of your chin, the lampshade and a bit of cobweb.

Just as you're mid-sentence, the cat strolls over the laptop and sits down on the screen. Meeting over.

The wifi drops and your picture freezes mid-blink. Everyone stares at that face for a good thirty seconds.

You say goodbye, shut the lid halfway and then moan about the meeting. The green light was still on.