Which Westminster tradition would you actually miss if it disappeared tomorrow?

Half debate, half pantomime, fully chaotic. The closest thing British politics has to a live sport.

An official in tights gets a door slammed in their face on purpose. Centuries old and still oddly satisfying.

A booming voice trying to control a room full of grown adults behaving like sixth formers. Pure theatre.

MPs literally drag the newly elected Speaker to their seat, a nod to the days when the job could get you executed.

Every mumble, heckle and gaffe written down for posterity. A gift to historians and a nightmare for politicians.