Rank the famous films you've never actually watched — which one are you quietly getting away with?

You know the boat sinks, you know the song, you know the drawing bit. So why bother with the other 190 minutes?

Blokes quote the horse's head at you like you were there. You just smile and top up your tea.

Darth Vader, the beeping bin, the hairy one. That's about the extent of it and it's got you this far.

It's on some channel every other Sunday afternoon and you've walked past it a hundred times. Never sat down for it once.

You can belt out every word at a hen do, yet the actual plot is a total mystery. Something about a car?