Which British sitcom character would you most want as a housemate? Rank them!

Endless schemes, dodgy cocktails, and a Reliant Regal parked outside. You'd never be bored, but your kitchen might fill with knock-off gear.

Neat, employed, and painfully anxious about council tax bands. He'd pay rent on time but judge your every takeaway order silently.

Chaos in a chignon, with a champagne flute permanently attached to her hand. Expect fashion week gossip and a permanently empty fridge.

Loud, loyal, and always up for a curry night in Billericay. He'd hog the telly during football but bring proper mates round.

Passive-aggressive Post-it notes, Toblerone hidden in the cupboard, and unsolicited opinions on your driving. A cringeworthy but strangely reliable presence.