Which British takeaway truly deserves a Friday night throne? Rank them!

Cod, chips, mushy peas and that vinegar smell that hits you before you've even unwrapped the paper. Tradition wrapped in grease.

Chicken tikka masala, peshwari naan and enough poppadoms to construct a small shed. Britain's adopted favourite, fight us.

Crispy duck, salt and pepper chicken, and that mysterious prawn cracker bag that's somehow always half air. Comfort in foil trays.

A doner with garlic sauce that tastes like a religious experience at 11pm and a deep regret by morning. Worth it every time.

Stuffed crust, dips for the dips, and a 40% off code that's basically your weekly salary saver. The lazy option done loud.