Which film always makes you cry? Rank these tearjerkers from soggiest to safe

Three hours of romance and then that ending on the freezing water. Even people who claim they don't cry go very quiet at the last bit.

You settle down expecting a daft comedy about a naughty labrador. Then the last twenty minutes arrive and the whole sofa is in bits.

The bike in the sky, the little glowing finger and that goodbye on the driveway. Been getting people since 1982.

Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore and that song. By the time the lights come on at the end, you're gone.

A cartoon about a flying house that opens with the saddest love story going. Parents pretending it's hay fever, every time.