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Which modern British status symbol is actually the most cringeworthy to flaunt?
Forget flashy cars and designer handbags β Britain has developed a whole new set of things people humblebrag about. Rank these from mildly annoying to full eye-roll territory.
Put the items in your preferred order.
A
The Aga in a Terraced Kitchen
Nothing screams 'I've made it' quite like a cast-iron oven that heats your entire flat in July. Bonus points if you mention it within 30 seconds of meeting someone.
B
The Waitrose Bag for Life
Deliberately dangled on the Tube even when you're heading to Lidl. The green branding does the talking so you don't have to.
C
The Peloton in the Spare Room
Mentioned in every WhatsApp group and Instagram story, ridden precisely twice since January. The leaderboard name is somehow always visible.
D
The Cotswolds Second Home
Announced casually at dinner parties while pretending it's a burden rather than a boast. Locals hate you and you've never noticed.
E
The Private School Tote Bag
Worn to Sainsbury's, the school gate, and definitely the gym. The crest does more heavy lifting than any workout ever could.
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