
One day you're fine, the next you're groaning every time you stand up. Rank these little betrayals from most annoying to least.
Put the items in your preferred order.

The sofa grunt
Getting up from the settee now comes with a sound effect. And you didn't even notice you were doing it until someone laughed.

Menus in the dark
You hold the menu out like it's a road map, then give up and ask the person opposite to read it out. Reading glasses, here we come.

The three-day hangover
You used to bounce back with a fry-up and a shower. Now a mid-week glass of red writes off Thursday completely.

Back gone doing nothing
No heavy lifting, no gym. Just a sneeze, a sock or bending down for the cat bowl, and you're walking sideways for a week.

"What did he say?"
Everyone on telly mumbles now and the subtitles are permanently on. Meanwhile the neighbours can hear your soaps through the wall.
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Which English physician first successfully tested a smallpox vaccine in 1796 using cowpox material?
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