Which sport do you nod along to on telly without really having a clue what's going on?

Someone's always in a jumper, someone's always eating a sandwich, and nobody can explain silly mid-on. Lovely on in the background though.

Twenty blokes fall over in a heap and three points get awarded to someone. You clap anyway because everyone else in the room did.

The bloke in front is winning, then he stops for new wheels and suddenly he's losing. Then he's winning again and you've missed why.

Whispering commentators, a bloke pointing at grass, and scores that go backwards. Very relaxing, completely baffling.

Every four years you're suddenly gripped by people brushing ice and shouting. Come Monday you've forgotten how it works again.