Which sporting pundit do you actually want to mute the second they open their mouth?

Permanently furious at modern footballers having the audacity to smile. Brilliant or unbearable, depending on whether you've had your coffee yet.

Will share his opinion on football, cricket, boxing and anything else with a microphone nearby. Subtlety left the building years ago.

Went from full-back to full-time political commentator with a sideline in football tactics. Some love the passion, others want him muted permanently.

Every sentence delivered like he's shouting across the Mersey. Insightful when you can decipher it, exhausting when you can't.

Somehow on every channel at once, saying broadly the same thing. The audio equivalent of a hairdryer left running.