Which type of person is most likely to ruin a relationship — rank them honestly.

Shuts down completely during conflict, leaving their partner talking to a wall. Nothing quite kills intimacy like being emotionally ghosted by someone sitting right next to you on the sofa.

Convinced you're up to something every time you so much as smile at your screen. What starts as 'I just care about you' ends with a full cross-examination every time you get a text.

Floods you with affection, grand gestures, and 'you're the one' energy — then withdraws it all the moment you're properly hooked. A very British kind of emotional whiplash.

Every argument somehow ends with them being the one who's been wronged, no matter how the row started. Accountability is a foreign country they simply refuse to visit.

Happy to enjoy all the benefits of a serious relationship without ever putting a label on it, moving in, or — heaven forbid — meeting the parents. Half in, always out.